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# Nintendo-Lord on his way to Mordor...
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You have my controller.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# And my joystick
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# What's that gauntlet thing he has on his right hand?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# FISTOMATIC 3000!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# NEED ONE!!!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Whoever that guy is
I'd like to meet him. And punch him in his stupid face.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He's awesome and everyone that doesn't like him's a fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# We know who's cool and who isn't.
Speaking of which, I found some lovely DMs earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i'd like some DMs but i can't imagine they'd suit me.
i'd like sid vicious
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# No you wouldn't, take that back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# DMs are great!
That said, I've only just managed to wean myself off them after about 15 years...

eek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# DMs ARE great
however Sid Vicious wasn't. Anyone that deliberately hangs around with John 'Fucking' Lydon must be a bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The exception that proves this rule is, of course,
Jah Wobble.

So, once again, ma'am - you win the points.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *stockpiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# and Viv Westwood
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm not talking to her
she stopped selling my t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh, do keep up, Tom....
www.b3ta.com/board/9321779

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Doc Marten's, right?
A skinny ladyfriend of mine used to wear them with A-line mini dresses. She looked like a golf club with a fancy cover, bless her little heart.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Seriously.
Flower print and everything. And she was a cute little redhead so as long as you didn't look at her feet, she was the girl you might like to meet your mum.

The DMs and the lack of knickers told the true story though.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# What a gent you are, sir!
*barely surpressed guffaws*

My best course of action was to make sure any potential bed-mate *never* met my mum.
So as not to scare them away for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# My ex's mum was brilliant
bitched and moaned constantly that blondes were evil, then told him I was obviously a 'harlot' (her words) because I had red underwear on.

I stole her precious son's virginity. On her side of the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking class!

Props to you, pickle...

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :D
It's more fun to prove those people right, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# *steals you away for my very own*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# On which rather uplifting note, I shall bid you adieu, my dear Fae...
*Hugs & Snogs*

See you later, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Phwwoaar, you delicious beast
me too, *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# She's long gone and I didn't name her...
...so at least I can pretend to be a gent.

I am lacking in the mum department so I've never had to deal with that. Must be horrible, having someone shred your taste in partners in front of you.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh, no disrespect intended, sir
It was very funny, that's all.

The 'Trial by Mum' thing was a nightmarish experience, and one I wince about even now...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# None taken, JP.
If I was easily offended, I'd be over at ICHCB.

Actually, I do have a stepmother - lovely woman mind you - and I've never met anyone who has tried to be so non-judgemental in all my life. There have been occasions of stifled laughter though.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ^ better answer. Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't have a scanner. You filthy old perverts.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
All three points true.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# still not as awesome as these
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# They are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Where can I buy?
Please say that I can!?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# WHO AM I, FUCKING GOOGLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# WHO AM I FUCKING? GOOGLE
(fixed for you)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm not fucking google.
I'm fucking Brett.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Brett Yahoo?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# the hitman heart
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Those are every kind of awesome
pity they aren't real
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 1460s <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# these, actually. They're just so pretty.
www.cloggs.co.uk/invt/5906
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The internet makes it far too easy to be nasty to people without repercussion.
He might be a nice guy, he might be an arse. How would I know?

All I can say is that he's a) a geek's geek and b) brave.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Exactly, he's got to be brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Of course.
I like the way he's helping us visualise a post-apocolyptic world where people decorate themselves in the detritus of our glorious technological past.

If it hadn't been done already in Mad Max, I'd sort out a novella for him.

[/Bad sci-fi writer's blog]
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hey I've been stark bollock naked on b3ta
and I get plenty of comments that I'd be surprised to hear to my face in the pub. Fucking internets! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# If I ever see you in a pub
I shall have to have balls enough for the entire internet and say something terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# girls don't count and you know it.
/grumbles something about damned chivalrous behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# There are far better things to do than tell ME of all people
that I can get away with something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# 0_o
Really?

My ugly fizzog is on the net here and there, but I can't imagine doing a glory shot for the world at large. Respect (and a small amount of fear) due and given. Also to THFH who did that whole tinfoil thing.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes indeed.
But think,

if there weren't people willing to arbitrarily declare their wish to punch others in the face (when said others are brave enough, to stand up for what they believe in)...

...then this would massively detract from their bravery, and thus obviate the point in them standing up in the first place.

Basically, its the cunts which make everything worthwhile =]
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh he's awesome, alright.
But awesomeness and punch-in-the-face-ability are not mutually exclusive.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Nobody better punch me, regardless of my amazingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# If we were to punch you,
would you say 'wowch'?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That is, of course, assuming you were able to connect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Why...
are you some sort of ninja wizard?
Aswell as a pirate captain!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# that'd be telling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ^ see, nutcases never say they're good fighters



until it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's true actually.

Right, I'm off. Buh-bye lovely prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# buh bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# the good captain would kick your arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D she might not have to.
Men get ever so upset when you punch their female friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I think the cape/bedsheet thing could use work
otherwise a sterling effort
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# He should cover it in glue and glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# nah, he should be using mario curtains as his cape
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha This^
Or a zelda duvet cover
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ^ this
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I guess the
controllers around his neck are to make strangling him easier.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# he needs the nintendo vitual boy visor for ultimate awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
www.donkdj.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# haha
www.donkdj.com/donk-remix-1.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Donktacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I can fucking donk it my self!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/c7c8bfca2f17dffb19aa0139418af55a_donkomeat.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha you're disturbed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Profile for discomeats
a member for 4 years, 5 months and 17 days

at which point did you work that out :D

edit: and remember, I even did you a theme tune in response to someone calling you an albino aussie horsefucker :D

I remember it like it was yesterday (21/8/2008)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# well, if he simply walks into mordor with those as weapons
he's fucking orc-food/sexual-playtoy

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# via
the kebab shop
several times over?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)