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# Easy. Wear the shoes that go with the dress
SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# No shoes go with this dress.
None I can BUY, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Colour or style?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# That's the thing
it's a black and white dress. I could technically wear ANY colour with them (except brown or navy, naturally).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Black and white?
HAS to be red. Fact mixed with design sciences.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# With ginger hair?
I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Even more so with ginger, whats wrong with that?
Striking colours at top and bottom (and maybe middle of course *cough cough*).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Red and ginger clash. Trust me, I've got a red top
I'm not really ginger, I'm blonde and it looked alright on me when I had my own hair colour, but it looks awful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Bah
and there ends my advice on dressing a woman..

*puts down white stripes album artwork*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oooh, I'd like to have her boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm sure many of us would.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# You'd strap them onto your eyes
I know your sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yes.
I enjoy the drama of having to stop them from getting cold for fear of being poked in the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)