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# You can always borrow a pair of my shoes
They are large enough that they will look like THE SHOES on you and they are black and white ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Am I going to have to wear many many many many socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Possibly
I wear a UK15, I don't know what that is in a ladies size
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Bloody hell
are you a catamaran?

:D sorry, that must get very wearing. It's about twice as long as my feet, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Haha
Hence why I said they would look like THE SHOES from smallbrainfield's Posh & Becks sketches :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# OH I see now.
I hope it's the first time you've been called a catamaran, at least. When I tease people I at least like to be original.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yep, first time I've been called that!
I normally get people saying things like "get away from me you ugly big footed freak" "Are those canoes on your feet?" or "Wouldn't it be easier to buy boxes and leave the shoes in the shop" - oh how those make me laugh... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# If it makes you feel better
all the other girls buy my shoes before I get a chance, as it seems they all have the same sized feet as me.

I know it won't, but....er..... *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks :D
I have to buy my shoes online, I found a nice site that imports them from the US that doesn't charge the earth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oooh, well done!
An old friend used to have to have them made. I think he was a size 16 or 17. He's dead now, bless him (not because of his massive feet, or his massive rest-of-him, as it happens) but he always had brilliant shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)