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# there's nothing wrong with being old
and people should never give up wearing fancy stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I'm a quarter of a century old this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# pah
fie and tosh - it means nothing. Missus UnderCover will turn 29 again in a few days and she's as stone cold sexy and wonderful as she was when I knew her as an 18 year old... sexier in fact.

I'm a saggy old fool who doesn't deserve her, but clearly she's grown used to me and can't be bothered to go through the hassle of replacing me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You think you're saggy
I bet she's like me and she realises that the older a man gets, the sexier he gets. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I think that's mostly because
young men are feckin' retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D
the same could be said of females too. Certainly, I was a right tosser in my teens. Less so now. Hopefully still improving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# As an ex-young man myself,
young men don't notice that young ladies are also retards, because they're too busy trying to get the young ladies' knickers off.

I assume the same is true in reverse.

/edit: Just noticed that my icon gives a good idea of my age!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)