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# I went to a farm with my father when a small boy.
The farmer's son came up to the van and we asked after his father. The boy ran off, only to return five minutes later with a message.

'Father says 'Fuck pig fall over'' he announced.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I still wonder whether the fucking pig had fallen over
or the farmer had fallen over because of the fucking pig.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Also, I want your 'old film' layers!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# heheh
actually its a sweet plugin for after effects.
www.genarts.com/sapphire-ae.html
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers!
[EDIT: oh, they want money ;(]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# well I don't want to post cracked software links here
but may i suggest you search google for "sapphire after rapidshare"

....click...ahem....first link...ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Or fallen over while fucking the pig?
Or the pig fell over while fucking him?
So many possibilities - and probably a film of any of these occurances on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
www.imdb.com/title/tt0072355/


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# ahaha
*hopes that was true*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# It is true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# awesomeness! ahaha
that would have scared all teh poo from my tiny bum when I was a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)