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# :D Valentino.
His boyfriend's just like him, except a few years younger and a few shades lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# must look like a pair of strange looking tall case clocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mmmm, maybe someone should draw a clock face on their faces
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i thought you said "MY boyfriend's just like him"
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# No, he's much blacker than my half black wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You mean
this guy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hah, no.
He has the frenchest name ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Jean Paul Oheeoheoh?
*has no idea how to phoneticise that*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh-bear-zho-nwa.
zh being a soft J.


And the first name's Rene*. I've seen all the episodes of Boston Legal, they've burnt it into my head.

*now I'm second-guessing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)