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# Shall I tell you about me and needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Only if you let me tell this one;
I had a load of travel shots at a BA travel clinic, and I warned the nurse about my phobia.
She said 'Oh, you'll be fine', stuck me with a fucking javelin, whereupon I keeled over, projectile vomiting all over her.

I think I proved my point.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha :D
They have a hard job finding my veins, as they are down to deep. So when I have to have blood taken, it usually takes about 10 minutes and about 5 different needles or a trip to Pathology at the local hospital. Oh and they try getting blood from the back of my hand, which is worse then in the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Then, of course, there was that time
I had a Spinal Tap.

6 People required to hold me down. I hit one of the nurses (reflex, not intentionally) so hard I knocked her over. Eeeek!

No, I don't like needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I just got used to it
I am on the black list at my local surgery, when I go to have the blood taken, I get "Oh, you. Lets see if we can get it first time' They never do, I feel quite happy that they don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Keep up the good work, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like to make them work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)