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# Hold still.... there's something in your eye.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ... also
you seem to be standing on someone's eye bzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# AARCHHHH
that's horrific

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
NO!!!!!!!!

*ROOM 101s*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it only wasp, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *doesn't hear as he's still screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That is the worse thing you can do
Just stay still and keep calm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^THIS!
YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY NIGHTMARES YOU SICK SICK MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Wasps-in-eye scenarios are the absolute limit for me...
That and needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
I really hate it when you get wasps in your needles. So difficult to remove...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *tries to re-read own post in order to make that joke work*
No, sorry, can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
*adopts recovery position*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Shall I tell you about me and needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Only if you let me tell this one;
I had a load of travel shots at a BA travel clinic, and I warned the nurse about my phobia.
She said 'Oh, you'll be fine', stuck me with a fucking javelin, whereupon I keeled over, projectile vomiting all over her.

I think I proved my point.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha :D
They have a hard job finding my veins, as they are down to deep. So when I have to have blood taken, it usually takes about 10 minutes and about 5 different needles or a trip to Pathology at the local hospital. Oh and they try getting blood from the back of my hand, which is worse then in the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Then, of course, there was that time
I had a Spinal Tap.

6 People required to hold me down. I hit one of the nurses (reflex, not intentionally) so hard I knocked her over. Eeeek!

No, I don't like needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I just got used to it
I am on the black list at my local surgery, when I go to have the blood taken, I get "Oh, you. Lets see if we can get it first time' They never do, I feel quite happy that they don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Keep up the good work, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like to make them work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
Speaking of nightmares dreams, I was having one of those 'bizaarely back at school despite any form of rational logic' dreams including dull stuff like ducking out of classes and hiding from teachers which suddenly turned into a zombie survival horror fighting off evil african tribal statues and a 7 foot tall man in a white rabbit costume who could kill with a touch.

Weirder was the fact that it wasn't like a normal zombie survival horror when you'd be walking around the school and trying to fend them off, it all happened in the pottery room and there were people outside smiling who we couldn't warn through the flimsy locked plywood door.

Why do all my dreams seem to end with me stabbing people in the face?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's a metaphor for sexing people in the face.
You're clearly very aggressive about your own sexuality, and should probably be locked up for your own good, and for the good of those around you.

*sigmunds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *oneupmundship*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *officelol*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# whats in room 101?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# All the filing from rooms 99, 100 and 102....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# that is lovely :)
I can a bit of its leg on the edge of the eye lid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# sweet jeebus
was stung by his brother this morning on my mouse clicking finger :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yup
was having sweet dreams til the bastard stung me at 7.30am
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Eye got a stinger !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thats just RANK
blegh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# BLINK GODDAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :D
i added to my earlier picture
a bit strange, what do you guys think?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Scottish Widows?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# haha fuck
:/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# SCOTH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I felt it was missing something
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# longgoth is long!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yes
intentional i might add
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# All starting to look a bit nemi now...
better as just the detail on the face IMHO. Makes the negative space a bit more defined and impactful.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# yeah i prefered just the face
now that i look at it

whos nemi?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Just re-looked at your earlier one,
and I heartily endorse my earlier sentiment.

EDIT Nemi is a gothic cartoon character in the Metro. Sometimes mildly amusing, more often intensely infuriating.

EDIT EDIT omg look at the state of the author - your first drawing might as well have been a portrait of her!

EDIT EDIT EDIT wow that interview is actually pretty creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha
After BRIEFLY studying graphic design at the Santa Monica College of Art in California.....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I like this. Reminds me of a nicer version of something I did a while back.
Which I can't seem to find.

Fouwd it:


Yours blows mine out of the water though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Cave Dweller
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Very looming, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# My God!
That's some top shopping sir! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Wasp landed on my cock when I was having a slash in the bush once.
This might just be a bit worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This was
also uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# There's an elephant in the room
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# tries to post this
for a 4th time. b3ta is messing with me.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, just fucking don't. I've had this.
At uni, I had some sunglasses on and a soft strap to keep them on as I was going to an Ultimate Frisbee thing (I know, what a student), and a wasp flew in to the back of one of the lenses. I went fucking mental. Fortunately it only stung me around the eye, around the eye, not into the eye...

Anyone who tells you 'the thing to do is remain calm' when you have a fucking wasp on your fucking eyeball is not someone grounded in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)