thats what they all say!
you happened to simply trip and your cock ended up graham norton's arse!
total acident!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:50,
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As I explained to the judge...
...it was just a coincidence that we were both naked when I slipped on some baby oil and he broke my fall.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Tue 7 Apr 2009, 23:53,
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