this is a fine service you offer.We are in need of a plumber but I am scared for the children's sake. What is the going rate for your spot checking service... do you do it on site or do I need to send you a photograph of the plumber we've highered?
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arrangedletters,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:16,
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Hired?Send your children to me, it's the only way to protect them.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:18,
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the plumbing is on the 2nd floor he is currently in a cherry picker...As soon as I have kidnapped the ones I want I shall post them express to your door.
( arrangedletters,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:21,
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Ha! The combination of this offer and your username is perfect."Oh! Señor Monkeysex! Please; take our children to safety!"
"Well...if you insist...I will do my best!"
("Well...if you insist...I will do my best!"
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:22,
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