utilising explosivesi suggested drilling a hole in its shell and filling it with gun powder
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I'm quite partial to a skullfucking from orbitit's the only way to be sure.
However, this doesn't help you with your turtle disposal issue.
(However, this doesn't help you with your turtle disposal issue.
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