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# I done this...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I don't know who this person is
I'm going to make toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I have decided his name is...
Jesse.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I bet he drives an old truck from 1957
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# A 1957 Chevy stepside.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# it's always a chevy
I bet the local sherrif hates him

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Oh, of course.
He's always up to mischeif, Jesse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# he's a naughty boy!
his momma must despair!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# She does.
She always says to him 'Now Jesse, why can't you settle down, find a nice girl, and get a respectable job, like your pa?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# "but ma! pa married you!"
and pa'd be like "hyuk hyuk hyuk, he dun got uu gud!" and she'd hit him with like.. a bowl of grits or something ethnic like that

then the police turn up

and he's like "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."

and why he's saying boy in a long southern drawl they escape to mexico temporarily.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# "Instead of sucking off truckers for nickels...
...like your mom"
(Guizmeaux, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I imagined you singing that as tho in the style of a country and western singer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# There may be some truth to this.
I grew up in Miami, and my "mom" was from Tennessee.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# make sure its got jesus face on
or it wont taste right
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# 2 with butter on mine please!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# would you like bcoans?
and tomtamo sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# NOMNOM!

and
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# KILL IT!, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# using the power of science
this very thing can occur
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yes, but what is the best way to dispose of a leather back turtle
with explosives?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# that depends
are you refering to disposing of "a leatherback turtle with explosives"

or, in fact, are you refering to the disposal of a leatherback turtle, utilising explosives?

it's in the details.

That's what separates us from the robots.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# utilising explosives
i suggested drilling a hole in its shell and filling it with gun powder
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I'm quite partial to a skullfucking from orbit
it's the only way to be sure.

However, this doesn't help you with your turtle disposal issue.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hell yes, that thing you said, let's bring it on, somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Aha! Bay City Rollers
Now those guys I remember ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Huh?
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Shang-a-Lang?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8py1wRTli8
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# curse them to hell
how the hell was a chap supposed to get a snog at junior school with the likes of them , bloody david essex, the osmonds and david sodding cassidy winning all of the young girls hearts, they set me back years.
edit/ that and i had a face only a mother could love and a personality to match.
edit/edit, funny how some things never change.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# That is nice.
I've learnt never to assume gender with your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
thanks.
It's a boy, by the way. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Also, I ended up on your flickr earlier.
And the idea of glowing hair dye terrifies me. That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahahah
It's awesome! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# It's Grey Kid!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Is it?
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah!
Search for him on b3ta flickr pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Oh, okay...
One sec...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Flickr said it didn't find anything
with grey and kid in it...
EDIT: nevermind, found it.
EDITEDIT: Nevermind, I didn't find it. >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Thanks. :p


And it does look a bit like him! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I've just seen him there.
You went through b3ta calendar page didn't you?
flickr pool link on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ...
no.



:p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Dumbass!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Prove it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Uhhh....
Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Cheerful :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# This is rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Well thank you
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ALPHA SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Alpha shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Not your best one.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)