Oh sir, I am undone *swoons*(mmm the all idea of a floppy donkey beating me with his huge dick is very beastial and ewww...)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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you are just scared the interwebs will know about it.....secretly you love it *slaps one of your luvvy buthams*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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A lady has to have some secrets you know ;)OMG now everyone thinks I'm a slut ;)
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Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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OMG A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET WHO TALKS ABOUT TEH SEXXESyou slutty slut slut :)
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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It's so trueyou only have to be a women on the internet to be considered of dodgy sexual repute. I've posted videos on Vimeo and I've got loads of messages (linked to some commercial site or other) saying some people would like to kiss me and some would like to do more ffs it's as if you're female and have a computer connected to the interweb you are instant stalker material. *glares at Riverghost hiding in my garden*
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Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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