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# I went to Brighton once
I had toast.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I went to Brighton once.
i didn't like it.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# when?
edit: also lookie jeruie pooie!

i got new and fucking insane glasses
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(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Last week.
I went specifically to spite you.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I heard they wouldn't let you in.
Said you were too camp:P
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Says the man with purple hair.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Blue/black thank you.
It's what all the decerning mows are sporting this Spring.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Why have you got it then?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Coz I'm hip, happening and down with the cool kids
unlike you you unhoopy frood!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# And quoting such contemporary texts too.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *flollops*
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
Can you be my bawdy 1950s American secretary who I frequently sexually assault?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# yeah alright.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# <some kind of innuendo based on dictate>
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Also, I look like a fucking tramp at the moment!
Score.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah.fat nutter in 1950s glasses and midget tramp.
that could work.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# But you're not a nutter!................
....

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Also don't call me a midget or I'll bite your minge ankles off.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i am a nutter.
my friend has photos of me wearing a box on my head with eye and a mouth hole, the box has a cat face drawn on it. it was genius.
as soon as i get hold of the photos i will show you and prove that i am a fat box wearing nutter.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Is it wrong that I thought about what I could do with the mouth hole?
I suspect yes.

Especially with the cat face drawn on it.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
Cos I burnt you on your cunting neck!:P
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I want to Brighton once
It is like all sea side towns, need a damn good coat of paint
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# If I lived there, I'd paint my house
I assume the problem is no one lives in Brighton, or at least they sleep there but work in London, so don't actually see what the place looks like in daylight the cnuts.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I don't get people who live in sea side towns and don't paint their house when the paint starts flaking off or it looks shit
This why they all look like shit holes
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# But t's almost home to the Worthing B-52.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Bombing it would be a good idea, going back in time and tell the nazis to bomb the hell out of it
no, hang on, they did that to Plymouth and Plymouth is a soulless place and a complete shit hole
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Noooo
Not that WOrthing B-52! Toats of Happyness probably know's of whic I talk.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what you're on about
unless its simply Worthing, which is a great place where I would live in a shot if I had the money and a job down that way
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# *tisk*
The worthing B-50 a la Tank Girl joy of drugs.
Takes 20 lucky lung cigarettes, an ounce of skunk, 5 packets of rizlas and felt tips of realistic aircraft markings.
Created in Worthing, takes 52 people to smoking it and all you can say afterwards is B!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# you should have just said a Camberwell carrot
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That's child's play compared to the Worthing B-52
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I don't know either
Just smile and nod now and again, and we might get out alive
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)