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# I didn't say you did
I was more saying that he acts as if he IS important in the grand scheme of things- he certainly has a go at people like he's got a leg to stand on.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# No - that was a joke, little Captain
Q: "How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "Comedy never changed anything."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *Stewart Lees*
Q: "How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "Comedy never changed anything."

It was 3 repeats, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# No for maximum effect you need to say:
"The other day somebody asked me how many comedians it takes to change a lightbulb, I said comedy never changed anything."

Then repeat the joke identically for 12 years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Is that what I need to say?
Ok, then.

*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Richard Herring was always the funny one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Although his current solo career would probably disagree.

Anyway Kevin Eldon was clearly the funny one. Kevin Eldon is just brilliant generally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Indeed
I saw him once on the street, shouted "Oi Kevin!" very drunkenly.

He looked very sheepish and gacve me a little wave.

Bless 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I didn't realise he is actually a weird esoteric type of buddist.
Can't quite mesh him and buddhism without my mind just refusing the concept.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# The same joke, three times?
I'm wrong, he's a genius.

O_o

It's like Catherine Tate with a semen stained mirror. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# That, in itself, is a truly disturbing image...
Just Tate, that is, although what you said worries me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# the point of that being
wanking in a mirror. You know, because he loves himself so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Ahhh, I see.
It's good that you help me figure out the more 'darker imagery'

;-)

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)