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# ahem
12 stones.
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# Where. The. Shitty. Fuck. Are. My. Photos. Bitch?
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# got a bbq/party next weekend
my mate will be there with his digital camera, so i should have some pics very soon
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# :D thank you for taking that in the right way
I just know I'm going to be amazed and I'm very eager to see!
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# it's weird
i can't see it myself, but i'm getting fed up of random bods stopping me in the street to say how good i look!
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# :D it's a good thing to get fed up of
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# true.
my sister is fatter than me now. payback time, bitch!
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# Hahahahah, nice!
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# What Wow said...
Fed up of it?

BASK in it m'lady!
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# my head does seem to be swelling lately!
i can't eat sugar at all, had a mini tberone in my mate's and he had t bring me home. 2 days of headache, vomiting, shaking and feeling rather nasty.
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# See this is what I need to happen...
I think I'm going to be very seriously diabetic before I can give up sugary treats...
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# i was borderline
but i'm fine now
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# 2 stone so far, not got far to go now
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# i miss steak and cheesecake
also my boobs.
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# Welcome to my world. When you get down to a DD let me know.
I can see my feet, Smash. My FEET.
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# i'm already a DD
sometimes even a D. i've seen my feet, they're not all that.
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# Bloooooooody hell
woman, you've done so well.
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# i love it!
the kids can't run away from me anymore! i wet camping at the weekend, nobody even cracked a joke about using my skirt as a tent!
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# I've had steak twice this week
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# beef steak or cardboard steak?
You're not on that Atkins thingy are you?
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# Beef steak, two big buggers
No not on that, tried it, didn't last very long on it
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# Fair play to you then.
Sugar and chocolate are my cross to bear...

addictive sweety little bastards that they are...
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# I'm just very happy right now
So feel no need to eat so much
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# Then have this giant yay
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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# i've had soup.
every fucking night.
i'm so glad i like soup.
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# o_O
that puts my three in the shade somewhat...

especially as I've put one of them back on.
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# i had a lot to lose
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# But everything to gain...
Having a film tagline moment there...

That is a phenomenal effort though, I heartily applaud your conviction.

*heartily appluads*
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# conviction my arse!
surgery was definitely the way to go, it's been so easy! also, i get a free holiday off the 'rents next month, 2 weeks in spain to make up for all my "trauma"
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# Score!
=D

I've pondered it, but I need the money to sort out other things instead...

like more guitars...

stupid priorities...
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# say what you like about MRSA
the NHS do sometimes get it right! my surgeon was on the news last week, he did the same op on some woman and she died
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# That's... alarming...
Still, as you're quite clearly not dead (or perhaps a sexy lady zombie), then that's ok!
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# i'm sure it wasn't negligence
he's a great surgeon, very attentive
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# You make everything sound like a euphamism...
*phones Daily Mail outrage line*
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# you know me
i see a tone, i just have to lower it ;)
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# This is why it's good to have you back.
:)
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# *glees*
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