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[challenge entry] DANGER LANDMIMES!

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Anyone who claims not to like mime
Has never watched Eddie Izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# or Kenny Everett
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Or John Cleese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# or Jonky Evereese
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Johnny Cleverest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Or any pop musician.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Or the Internet Engineering Task Force
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hurry up... mime is money!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Why would they build a playground next to a mimefield?
And let the kids play in it still?

*shakes fist at the heavens*

DAMN YOU 'THEY'!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# don't shake your fists like that man
"they" might be ready to throw msg at you

/discomeatnipp blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# "they"
can throw whatever they like.

I've got a special tinfoil bodysuit at the ready, and yeah, it's a bit delicate but I'll be ready to face them down with full might of... oh shit I've ripped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "Come on come on; mime is money!"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Mime. Space. Repeat.
(n.b. only means something to people who are aware of my musical musings)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Kill them with sharp pointy spoons
I've lost another 7lbs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# that was a bit careless?
where did you last see it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Don't know and i don't want it back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ahem
12 stones.
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# Where. The. Shitty. Fuck. Are. My. Photos. Bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# got a bbq/party next weekend
my mate will be there with his digital camera, so i should have some pics very soon
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# :D thank you for taking that in the right way
I just know I'm going to be amazed and I'm very eager to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# it's weird
i can't see it myself, but i'm getting fed up of random bods stopping me in the street to say how good i look!
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# :D it's a good thing to get fed up of
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# true.
my sister is fatter than me now. payback time, bitch!
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# Hahahahah, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# What Wow said...
Fed up of it?

BASK in it m'lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# my head does seem to be swelling lately!
i can't eat sugar at all, had a mini tberone in my mate's and he had t bring me home. 2 days of headache, vomiting, shaking and feeling rather nasty.
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# See this is what I need to happen...
I think I'm going to be very seriously diabetic before I can give up sugary treats...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# i was borderline
but i'm fine now
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# 2 stone so far, not got far to go now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i miss steak and cheesecake
also my boobs.
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# Welcome to my world. When you get down to a DD let me know.
I can see my feet, Smash. My FEET.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i'm already a DD
sometimes even a D. i've seen my feet, they're not all that.
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# Bloooooooody hell
woman, you've done so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# i love it!
the kids can't run away from me anymore! i wet camping at the weekend, nobody even cracked a joke about using my skirt as a tent!
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# I've had steak twice this week
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# beef steak or cardboard steak?
You're not on that Atkins thingy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Beef steak, two big buggers
No not on that, tried it, didn't last very long on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Fair play to you then.
Sugar and chocolate are my cross to bear...

addictive sweety little bastards that they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm just very happy right now
So feel no need to eat so much
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Then have this giant yay
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i've had soup.
every fucking night.
i'm so glad i like soup.
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# o_O
that puts my three in the shade somewhat...

especially as I've put one of them back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i had a lot to lose
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# But everything to gain...
Having a film tagline moment there...

That is a phenomenal effort though, I heartily applaud your conviction.

*heartily appluads*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# conviction my arse!
surgery was definitely the way to go, it's been so easy! also, i get a free holiday off the 'rents next month, 2 weeks in spain to make up for all my "trauma"
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# Score!
=D

I've pondered it, but I need the money to sort out other things instead...

like more guitars...

stupid priorities...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# say what you like about MRSA
the NHS do sometimes get it right! my surgeon was on the news last week, he did the same op on some woman and she died
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# That's... alarming...
Still, as you're quite clearly not dead (or perhaps a sexy lady zombie), then that's ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# i'm sure it wasn't negligence
he's a great surgeon, very attentive
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# You make everything sound like a euphamism...
*phones Daily Mail outrage line*
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# you know me
i see a tone, i just have to lower it ;)
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# This is why it's good to have you back.
:)
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# *glees*
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# I've lost about that too.
I'm not sure how, and I didn't particularly want to.
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# :D
XD

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# haha
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