he's right, you know!
*points at the self-evident truths contained within*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04,
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*slaps on the wrist*
It's rude to point.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05,
archived)
*waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
Mum - the nasty man hit me!!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06,
archived)
I'm your mother now, son.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07,
archived)
That's more scary than even you thought it might be.....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09,
archived)
Oh Christ.
You don't mean ...
*checks*
I'm not ...
I'm not actually your mother, am I?
*whines*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11,
archived)
Great!
Now - how much do you charge for a good, hard shag?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11,
archived)
he's your new daddy
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twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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