You should call the police immediately
It's probably some scheme to con you out of all of your receptionist hair dryers.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02,
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Unfortunately I only have normal ones
If I had the receptionist ones I'd be off down the pub.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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