
I have had an escalator fail before. I was dragged through a very small gap between a concrete pillar and the escalator rail, landing on my head when I came out the other side. It was embarrassing more than anything, as it was in a busy shopping centre.
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Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18,
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then everybody behind has absolutely no choice but to squish into their behind, and then they look shocked and annoyed like 'how very dare you!'
Thankfully I've not had it since but the mong of some people can be quite amazing...
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Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22,
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Thankfully I've not had it since but the mong of some people can be quite amazing...

I gave her a right gobful and told her to get some fecking common sense, silly cow...
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Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42,
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