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# A bit cryptic, sure, but have it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Just what is your angle here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# he was acute baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# to a certain degree, yes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No need to be obtuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# do you have a high pot to use?
oh god
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# did that take minutes to think up
or just seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# seconds actually
the horrors of the hypotenuse, cosine and that other one haunted me at school
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Herpes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ee! Queer, lateral thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha
i spent ages trying to think of somthing much worse than that
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# that's an integral part of the matter I think

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# that's a bit protracted
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# this thread is going off on too many tangents
edit:piss i really should read on down the thread. cos i got caught out repeating someone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Don't go off on a tangent
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# sine of the times
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# cos that's the way it has to be I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# that's a little protracted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# who ate all the pi?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# NEW JUST IN: video killed the radius star
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Dude, thats RAD
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Well, it's certainly not plane
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it allows us to get to the square root of the problem at hand
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I don't DEG it

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# A very calculated response...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you should be put in chains for that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pi r squared?
mine are round and full of beef and ale
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you're right to a certain degree
EDIT: BOLLOCKS

something about tan
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you squared that one away nicely
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# really stop this. You don't want me firing up with maths puns.
take that as a warning sine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# calm down
have some pi(e)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Pi(e)?
Don't be irrational.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yeah but as soon as I come out with a bundle of puns
it's all to complex for anyone to get, no one really has enough exp-erience here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Just a secant
Im thinking
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# you can't differentiate between right and wrong now
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ...
A very (Spearman's rank co-)efficient response there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# oh deary me. Don't try and put another stats one (an)ova me.
I probably won't like it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Time I had the square root of 69
and 8 a bit

/lunch
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# he's not even a baby - he looks 3 years old there?
They should have called him
INFANT P

Though that sounds like a rapper.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Or a worrying translation on a chinese herbalist's jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Or a chemical byproduct...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# TODDLER P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I HATE the term 'toddler'.

Its like calling old people 'stumblers'
Its just a dumb term that people use to make those crawling diahorrea factories seem cuter.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's the politically incorrect name for young children.
Toddler is now "perambulatory-and-age-challenged person"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# PAACP
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# what about PAACI
perambulatory-and-age-challenged individual

or is that a bit un-PC?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# 17 months old
Not really a baby, but young enough to be called one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# YOU!
*points*

I got Lady Doom drunk last night and persuaded her to go to Derby in October. :)

EDIT: In retrospect, I think I rather wasted the potential for filth there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
you dog you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No, no, no
I mean I literally persuaded her to go to Derby in October... I'm afraid that's not a euphamism...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yes. Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!oneone!
:D :D :D

You did, but I don't care, we all win this way...who knows, maybe you'll get her drunk in October too. Book a nice room just incase ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's on condition that we drive back that night...
She doesn't want to leave babby overnight so has offered to stay sober in order that I may get bladdered...

Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Sounds good :)
And in all seriousness, excellent news sir, I shall have to buy the fine lady a (soft) drink when I get to meet her :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# She is a noble soul indeed.
Now we need to persuade Trelly to go so there are babby conversations to be had...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Infler, then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Why always with the Angles?
What about the Saxons and Jutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# GOD BLES U BABY P UR OUR ANGLE XXOOXX
YOUR UP IN HVN WTH JANE GOODY NOW XXX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# REST IN PIECE ANGLE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Morning, sporran. Wie geht's?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Schite
nah, not bad. Got work to do on another computer but now someone's using it.

:/

oh well, b3ta it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yo Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# 'noons cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
*gets I think*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# not really that obtuse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Why is it always angles in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# 30
In that kind of related thing

I got an email from the NSPCC, about using your bike to do a charity ride, they decided to use a picture of some one throwing a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yo *makes odd hand gestures awkwardly*
Didja get my facebook message?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yep I did, thank you
Just looking at train times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ROCKET BABY IS ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# YES!
*cackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# wind the window up rocket baby
stop looking at the wall of china!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *crackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Furthermore...
^^^THIS^^^ for newsletter subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# let him have it chris
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# This is not right
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# multiply by 3 and it will be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# No, it's clearly acute
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's not normal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# For no particular reason
I want to show my new fail
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# He got a bit
carried away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Top failage.
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Fank U ver much!
More complicated than it ever feasibly should have been but I got there in the end...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Fact of the day:
the first escalator was in Harrods, and they gave the customers a tot of brandy at the top to calm their nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Am I too late?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# pfffft, that is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Now all I need is an epic fail...
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Haha top failage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :D
Creds to the old guy who made this all possible!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha :D
I have had an escalator fail before. I was dragged through a very small gap between a concrete pillar and the escalator rail, landing on my head when I came out the other side. It was embarrassing more than anything, as it was in a busy shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# In about a 2 week period I found myself in that annoying situation where someone in front gets to the end of the escalator and stops dead to adjust themselves or somesuch, about 3 times,
then everybody behind has absolutely no choice but to squish into their behind, and then they look shocked and annoyed like 'how very dare you!'

Thankfully I've not had it since but the mong of some people can be quite amazing...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha - this
I make sure I give them a really good shove
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I lost my rag only once, with a young lass, purely 'cos after I HAD to shove past her she got really uppity about it like I'd just attempted rape or something,
I gave her a right gobful and told her to get some fecking common sense, silly cow...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha yes indeed
I don't really like going shopping, I get seething rage after a short while. I will never understand people who suddenly stop in a packed street. Thinking, walking and trying not to shit oneself, is sadly beyond some people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# absolutely this
with added phone calls
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)