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# yes. yes i did.
wouldn't want to taste piss. wouldn't want to taste spunk again, either. once tried, never forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Piss tastes better than spunk.
Which is hardly fair, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# it's an evil trick
if a man can get you to down his wood glue, he knows he's got you under his thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I apologise
on behalf of mankind. You'd think evolution would have sorted that one out and made it taste of strawberry or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pineapple also doesn't help
as much as other blokes tell you it will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ah...
I'll give up my pineapple-only diet, then, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# or chocolate
anything but beans, bananas or custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# pffft!
"custard"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)