yes. yes i did.
wouldn't want to taste piss. wouldn't want to taste spunk again, either. once tried, never forgotten.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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Piss tastes better than spunk.
Which is hardly fair, if you ask me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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it's an evil trick
if a man can get you to down his wood glue, he knows he's got you under his thumb.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58,
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I apologise
on behalf of mankind. You'd think evolution would have sorted that one out and made it taste of strawberry or something.
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enceladus,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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Pineapple also doesn't help
as much as other blokes tell you it will.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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ah...
I'll give up my pineapple-only diet, then, I guess.
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enceladus,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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or chocolate
anything but beans, bananas or custard.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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pffft!
"custard"
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enceladus,
Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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