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# Ahh, now we're into 'Best Breakfast in the World' territory
Scrambled Eggs, Tsar Fillet Smoked Salmon, double cream, and a smattering of fresh cut chives.

On Toasted Vogel bread.

nom nom nom...
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# Bacon sandwich on tiger bread, spliff, coffee.
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# *ahem*
I have yet to wake you with the afore-mentioned breakfast, but trust me, if and when I do, your mind will be changed accordingly.

Edit: With added Sumatra Mandehling fresh ground coffee, mark you.
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# Feel free to wake me with food
this is always well received. Well, unless you wake me by beating me about the face with a sea bass.
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# Well, I must admit, that's not the usual mode of wakening
chez Gruntfuttock Mansions.
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# Phew!
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# Well, we try and uphold our standards, I'll have you know...
*hugs*
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# that be hangover breakfast
with tomato sauce. the addition of a fried egg calls for the sauce to be changed to brown. the tiger bread must NOT be pre-sliced.
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# Agreed.
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# that be birthday breakfast
either that or blueberry waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream, followed by a coffee sweetened with more maple syrup.
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# birthday coffee:
triple shot americano with hazelnut syrup.
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# ooooh, you temptress!
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# eggs benedict and a blow job
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# Odd, the waitress seemed less than eager to provide that when I ordered...
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# I hope you didn't leave a tip
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# *avoids obvious response*
;-)
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