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# It turns out that I'm not allowed to eat Doritos anymore...
...because one of our members here says so. Bloody cow.

So I'm reduced to eating school lunchbox shite like this. And it's bollocks.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That is a clear breach of your human rights
The only way to complain about this is to kick her in the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# That would reduce opportunities to be lully to her...
...and have her be lully back.

Turns out that most women don't like physical abuse, which completely messes up my childhood world-view. Who'd have thought?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)