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# Ad campaigns of the damned.
It's TOAP on a Real Photo taken by me. I am comitting so many B3ta sins...

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But I needed to say it.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Lying?
Why are they lying?

I personally like wotsits, especially in soft white bread.

Hmmm, wotsit sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I haven't had a crisp sandwich for ages.
I think the best are with cheese and onion mccoys.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I've been having a period recently
where I've had loads of ham and cheese sandwiches, with lashings of Coleman's English and layered with a bag of chunion or ready salted. Crisps are made for butties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Anybody who has bothered to read the replies when I do a DTF
would see me time and time again suggesting that a portion of crisps are to be used as an extra filling for any butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# eugh!
surely a period would just make the crisps soggy.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# the poor mans cheese on toast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Well I do like them...
...but the promise of nourishment is unfulfilled. Bastards.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# They promise to fill you up?
Lies!

I could easily eat a whole multipack of them, but that is probably because (and why) I am a fatbody.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# feetstink in a bag.
imagine a night with a bag of those and a bag of scampi fries. You have an amalgamation of all the aromas you'd like to avoid , foetid foot cheese and rancid, malodorous minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# avoid?
have i been doing wrong again?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haha
these things are bloody vile.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i agree with your sentiments exactly
I'd say for quavers for the win.. but then I aint had them for ages so god knows what state they'll be in now. Skips are fucking vile now.

Kettle Chips for the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I ate...
...a bag of Wotsits and a bag of Quavers with my soup and sarnie today.

The Quavers were engaging and challenging with their creative 3-dimensional structure and crispness.

The Wotsits triggered my bipolar disorder and made me want to either buy a hunting rifle or package fragile goods for couriering.

(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# yay we should form a bipolar b3ta club
and the hedgehog can fill us full of lithium.

yayayay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# It would be a large club, I reckon.
You'd be hard-pressed to find mentally stable people here.

Well, apart from killerkitti, who is entirely normal.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I like hula hoops
and what you describe as normal, above, I rather see as running feral on the internet with no parental supervision.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# She is 16ish.
I certainly had unsupervised internet access before that. Read into this what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I would not allow a child to spend a day at b3ta. let alone years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Your sarcasm meter...
...is broken, sir.

Either that, or I was too subtle or too plausible as a slavering KK fan.

Her art does sometimes work. But not often enough to be viewed as a guiding light.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# No I spotted it.
But it's been a while since I called anyone's parenting skills into question so I thought I'd have a pop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know quite what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# FUCK WOTSITS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# *sits*
*waits for fucking*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I had an ex whos nob closely resembled a Wheat Crunchie
in appearance & size but not taste or texture
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# into cock fingering?
that's the only way really to explain the massive urethra.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# The big endhole looked like the foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It turns out that I'm not allowed to eat Doritos anymore...
...because one of our members here says so. Bloody cow.

So I'm reduced to eating school lunchbox shite like this. And it's bollocks.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That is a clear breach of your human rights
The only way to complain about this is to kick her in the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# That would reduce opportunities to be lully to her...
...and have her be lully back.

Turns out that most women don't like physical abuse, which completely messes up my childhood world-view. Who'd have thought?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)