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# I am just about to make 'Queen of puddings'
and shall call upon him to remove it from the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Unfortunately his summoning ritual is 32 pages long when typed in Word in an 8-point font.
By the time you'd summoned him you'd be able to remove the pudding yourself. Though I suppose he could heat it up for you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Oh sod that
Oven gloves it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Also, if you cock up any part of the incantation
it'll summon Russell Brand instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)