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# *signs up*
actaully, I could just smack my head into something, end up in a coma, and travel back in time to solve crimes. I'll film it all, and tout it to the Beeb, calling the show 'Life in Uranus' or something.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# OK then
The secret to travelling through time is to wait approximately one second for each second forward you want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# good lord... It actually works!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Lesson #2
on realising time travel is possible you are not to say good god, it is only aproapriate to say 'Great Scott!'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# ...this is heavy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Yes
It is a gravitational thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)