Are you one of these crazy men with testicles that hang identically?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24,
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They are equidistant from the floor
if that's what you are asking
All 3 of them
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Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28,
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