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# just a bit more fun....with my new machine gun:)
opposition?what opposition?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Let's be honest
The only way he will win the next election is if he kills the opposition...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Which is depressing
As unsatisfactory as Brown's tenure has been, the Tories will be far worse.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Fingers crossed I'll be living in Japan by then
or shortly afterwards anyway
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# my friend moved there
he says its the best thing he ever did but is struggling with the writing a bit
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's my biggest worry
I'm picking up the speech pretty well thanks to some language tapes and software, but seeing how many symbols I need to learn for JLPT level 1 fills me with dread...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Go live in tokyo
you can get by for years without speaking to anyone :) be a real geek.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Lived there moved back.
It was much better 11years ago.

It goes down hill a bit every time I go back. The train was deyaled last new year! fucking unheard of.
Its easy to live there - not much fun to work there. unles you get a job you love then any place is a doddle. you still gots to pay rent!

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# it's like being asked
if you'd like a punch in the face or a punch in the bollocks
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# asked?
It's like being given both with no choice in the matter.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# i vote lib dems
because i like to throw my vote away
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ha
I don't want to vote for either Labour or the Tories

and voting for the Lib Dems is like voting for a puddle

if only the SNP would run in Slough
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# if only the pirate bay party would run in the uk
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# heh
that verdict was a fucking travesty, but it could only go one way
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Pirate Bay should just move to Somalia
I hear pirates are quite successful there
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# you must have good hearing
Somalia's miles away
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# not from me
*spies UN food on the horizon*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# You could vote Green...
or the catchily named Arthur Scargill's Socialist Labour Party, or asslip for short.

You could run yourself!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha, asslip!
i could run, but i'm only qualified to make silly 3d animations on a puter, i don't feel this qualifies me to run the country.

on another note i was reading in the QI book of quotations in the bog just now...

"the best form of government is democracy, peppered with the occasional political assassination"
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I am angry about a great many things.
This is my sole qualification, but I'm still considering it...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'm going to spoil my ballot
although I've not decided how yet
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I might vote for the Lib Dems if they put Vince Cable back in charge
and I know a lot of my friends feel the same.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# This is the kind of retarded attitude that makes talking about politics on the internet no fun at all.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'm of the opinion that we need 4 years of Conservatives
in order to shake Labour in to a party that isn't shit.

After that 4 years, Labour will be good again.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Die Opposition
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
ps LOL
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I'll just leave this here for you
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lolz
:D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I know I wanted this list of criticisms bulletted, but this is ridiculous
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# he looks like one of those blow up dolls there
COR - jacqui smith in the BG looking horny as usual
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I love the way
her breasts are reaching for her ample thighs, one apparently succeeding more than the other
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha ha
I love the fondness in that description...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# she's all natural
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# She embraces gravity
like a long lost lover
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Are you one of these crazy men with testicles that hang identically?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# They are equidistant from the floor
if that's what you are asking

All 3 of them
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# that'll be why her husband gets us to pay for his porn
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'd rather pay so he can watch porn
than pay for her bathplug

mind you, who knows what she used it for
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# arf
congrats on FP for yours:)....woo
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# cheers gubnor
im pretty chuffed with it - it took 10 mins and ive never had a FP that relies on a joke before.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I like your machine gun :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# cheers Mr.Lugosi
:D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# This is all sorts of fantastic and some sorts of woo ;)
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hold the elections . . . and . . . pass the ammo !
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)