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# complain to his boss
then get the loo fixed and send them the bill. if the workman says he didn't do it, tell him he's full of shit.
although, obviously, not as full as he was before...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# haha
this is increasingly becoming the best option.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# they're not supposed to use your loo
at least, i don't think so. the one who did my shower was here a week and had a piss every morning. after the second time, i had to ask him if anyone had ever explained the concept of flushing to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# well, he did ask
which i thought was polite. and really, how can you say 'no' to such a simple thing?
but now i'm regretting saying yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# they save them up, these u-bend assassins
risking severe constipation just for the pleasure of flooding your bathroom with tradesman's effluence.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)