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# I'm not surprised, I've been singing jazz* and blues for years
I look quite normal compared to some of the people I've performed with.


*no, not the 'kitten and a trumpet in a dyson' type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# this is why I avoid the bear baiting that is ITV.
in other news i'm currently only wearing socks. this is possibly the least sexy way a man can be dressed
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Depends on the socks. Are they covered in money and precious jewels?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# or additional layers of socks?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# What, like ten?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# maybe
maybe one snug fitting all over bodysock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# fraid not. just regular black 'uns
i've found more clothes. i feel more human
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I've got loads of clothes on.
Well, five. Six? Do socks count as two or one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# not sure, do bras count as clothes to?
more importantly do they count as layers? as in "i've got three layers on and I'm still cold"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Maybe you should put another bra on then.
You strange person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'd count them, both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No, one sock is the least sexy.
One grey woolen knee high sock.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *shudders*
you win
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)