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# This is why I use a belt, as I have no arse and me trousers fall down
Not good in the summer, when going commando
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I went commando for a year
but now I own far too many pairs of pants to ever get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Some days in the summer you just have to
I don't do it when I have shorts on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Women should never do it with short skirts on (Ms Hilton, I mean you)
long skirts is all fine, but never short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yes muchly
or when wearing leg'ins, give everyone a chance to do some lip reading
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That strikes me as somewhat uncomfortable.
I (and I think many women) don't like being bisected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I know, I saw a woman rower a few weeks a go
She a had a major camel toe going on, you must be able to feel that.

The bisecting thing also applies to men who wear trouser on the supposed said waist, I don't, because I do like the feeling of being castrated every time I sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# never going commando again
not after the wee stain incident
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# There's loo roll in boy's toilets, yes?
For when you go for poos?


Dab dab dab. Wait. Dab.

OR make a little hat for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# There's always an extra dribble as you walk out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Hence the wait bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It'll just wait till after the last dab.
You can't outsmart it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh arrr, there always is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# dab it with bog roll then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)