I've never had my blood sucked by a policeman
I find this information quite startling
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:17,
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Just don't let them get you drunk.
And they often hunt in packs. Beware.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:19,
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I was in that Lundin today
I literally bumped in to a policeman because I wasn't looking where I was going and had my headphones on. He was very polite and friendly and stuff.
I think people far too often confuse "police" as a giant Borg like conjoined mass, and individual people doing a job - some of whom are cunts, like non-police, and B3tans.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:22,
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That can't have been a policeman, it must have been a protestor in disguise
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:26,
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I could tell you many fluffy stories of our local police
(and remember, I am in South Africa!) but woe betide anyone who is caught in the act of burglary or violence.
But this ain't the forum for my tales.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:30,
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there is a ginger plod whose beat is near my house
i fucking hate him. i wish he was a vampire, i'd feel fully justified in ramming a sharpened chairleg through his milky, blue-white freckly chest.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:25,
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