oi you, have a top tipWIFE BEATERS. When hitting your wife, get hold of a crocodile, a string of sausages and a policeman to recreate some of that seaside magic for the kids.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47,
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hello misscan't I put a nice set of magnets around them?
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48,
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yesEARN BIG money by displaying a “How's My Driving?” sign on your car, along with an 0906 number ( £1.50 per minute) which you can aquire through BT. Then simply drive around town like a complete arsehole.
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Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49,
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hahaI love you, I might do that
but first I must steal a car and put that sign on it
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50,
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don't love me, love the readers of viz magazine KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
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