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# BARN OWL TECHNO BOOGIE
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# this is going rather well
with some dubstep im a lissenin to.

SKANK, Owl, SKANK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# don't you dare call that owl a skank again
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# i cant stop watching this!
Its like some sort of visual show that accompanies my music!

Thats one badass raver owl
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# listen and watch the owl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8siBzMRun9A&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8nWGAx3xJ4
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Send in the fuzz
We got ourselves an illeagal outdoor 90s rave! edit (I was going for ill-eagle and fail met me on the way to bed)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Goes well to theme tune of embarrasing illnesses on channel 4
and all other music, woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# MAGNET!
magnet!

NSFF

(not safe for fingers, involves slight* finger end squishing)

*values of slight vary from total to complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# oi you, have a top tip
WIFE BEATERS. When hitting your wife, get hold of a crocodile, a string of sausages and a policeman to recreate some of that seaside magic for the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hello miss
can't I put a nice set of magnets around them?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# yes
EARN BIG money by displaying a “How's My Driving?” sign on your car, along with an 0906 number ( £1.50 per minute) which you can aquire through BT. Then simply drive around town like a complete arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha
I love you, I might do that

but first I must steal a car and put that sign on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# don't love me, love the readers of viz magazine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# 'kin ell
thats some magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I gauss that it is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it's the way I tesla them!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# NO, NOT THIS TIME
We played this game a few days ago. It was all fun and games, til magnets took my eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Fawking hell
evil magnets are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# A magnet, most fucking, most shitty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# fingernails are an annoying inconvenience
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# not any more for this chap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# toowit toowoo
i like this..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# go, bird, go!
i feel the sudden need to get down with my bad self
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# that owl is mad for it...
bangin'!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# o'rly?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# oh shit!
that's a half-digested animal... Isn't it?

Owls are scary as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# for real LOLs
owls are not of this world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# they can be
when you and your man are driving down a pitch-black country road at night and what looks like the angel of death, but turns out to be a large barn owl, flies straight at your windscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# arg!
that's nasty...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# yep.
almost hit an oak tree and it scared the horn right out of me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# fucking HELL
thats like something from silent hill!

The 2 on the right give me the fucking fear. Like bird monsters with effeminate human faces peering into your SOUL

Ill click this just so i can experience teh fear once again!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I like the one in the middle she is a jolly little owl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# she is saying "swallow your soul, swallow your soul"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# unsurprising
her name is henrietta
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Someone's in my FRUIT CELLAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# It has a face like a Mofaha pear nightmare
(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# here's a 7 second clip i found a while back
it's fun!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDDfmN--6I8
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# howls
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I don't knwo what I'm watching...
it's fucking beautiful though.

a fear inducing beauty. this is going into the *make people look at while they're on drugs* file
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yay!
go birdie
(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)