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# you said swede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Several years ago I asked my then-boyfriend to piss on my tits
I'd noticed that pissporn was quite popular and I thought that pissing all over over each other could be great fun.

My tits smelled of piss. I didn't like it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i'm not surprised
it's bad enough if you sneeze while you're bang at it and a bit sqeeges out the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# This has never happened to me
but if it did I would say I was squirting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# normally, i'd agree
but it feels like it should make a "squeege" noise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# When I said "squirt"
I was referring to female ejaculation.

I've seen many examples of this phenomena in film, it mostly looks like urination.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)