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# lol police
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# finally!
realistic police!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# BASH HIS FUCKING SWEDE IN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# heheheh
swede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# BASH IT RIGHT FUCKING IN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# you said swede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Several years ago I asked my then-boyfriend to piss on my tits
I'd noticed that pissporn was quite popular and I thought that pissing all over over each other could be great fun.

My tits smelled of piss. I didn't like it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i'm not surprised
it's bad enough if you sneeze while you're bang at it and a bit sqeeges out the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# This has never happened to me
but if it did I would say I was squirting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# normally, i'd agree
but it feels like it should make a "squeege" noise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# When I said "squirt"
I was referring to female ejaculation.

I've seen many examples of this phenomena in film, it mostly looks like urination.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# bloody cake robbers!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# well if the man is going to steal cake, he deserves everything he gets.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# He's even got his number covered up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9386681
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Criminal clobbering cake copper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Someone read the challenge brief
Very rare in this week's challenge.
Yay and lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yay
And cake....mmmmmmmmm........cake.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# tits!
MWAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)