Mine wasn't quite as badWhen everyone was drinking on the local meadows on the last day of 6th form, plod came up, tapped my bag with his foot and asked what was in it. I (obviously drunk - I was swaying in the non-existant breeze) replied 'Alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Here you go, see: vodka, sambuca, oh and wine too'.
He just let me go with an utterly confused expression as he hadn't seen me drinking it and I was over 18.
(He just let me go with an utterly confused expression as he hadn't seen me drinking it and I was over 18.
MatJ LOOK,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:21,
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they are utter tossersgot stoned with a plain-clothes bloke once. nice bloke, proved that there's an exception to most rules.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:30,
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