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[challenge entry] Based on a less extreme version that actually happened to me:


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(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# this amuses me
and is very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# How the hell do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# got followed by one
he asked me where i was going. i said "home". he told me i was lying and i didn't live there. what a prick. he changed his tune when my mum opened the door and screamed at him for harassing me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Mine wasn't quite as bad
When everyone was drinking on the local meadows on the last day of 6th form, plod came up, tapped my bag with his foot and asked what was in it. I (obviously drunk - I was swaying in the non-existant breeze) replied "Alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Here you go, see: vodka, sambuca, oh and wine too".

He just let me go with an utterly confused expression as he hadn't seen me drinking it and I was over 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# they are utter tossers
got stoned with a plain-clothes bloke once. nice bloke, proved that there's an exception to most rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# yeah, I've had that before
in my younger, scruffier days
walking to a friend's house late at night
stopped by the fuzz and they're like where are you going eh?
and I said "there" and sauntered up the drive

dicks

I was in possession of contraband at the time, however
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i'm usually with someone
who possesses the contraband. i'm not stupid enough to hold it myself, i'd blow myself up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I got pulled over parking in front of my house recently
Which was awkward because I was already parked and they didn't put their lights on. They just kind of parked behind me.

They didn't believe I lived there. They thought I was trying to buy heroin. Not because I was white because there's plenty of white people around.

I just look like a junkie some how.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# pffft!
: D ha ha

well I'm off to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)