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# Here doth come the Otterby, in foul and rancid mood.
Maybe he will cheer up, with tasty sugary food?
I'll force feed him some Skittles, and maybe then a Mars,
And wash it down with cans of Coke and cheap Milky Way Stars,
If his mood does not improve, one more thing will I try,
I'll bounce him roughly on my knee, until the fucker cries.

;)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# The sugary foods do nothing for me, as they don't have enough sugar in them
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# In that case, c'mere!
*bounces Otterby roughly on knee*

*has occasional grope*
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)