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# I went swimming once when my hair was long..
I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# This is a serious problem.
I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 15 bonus points for that one, sir
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'
conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)