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I like to spam websites because i have a small penis.

Also, I am a girl.

(VideoJug, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

cropping is your friend and not posting crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

YOU TELL 'IM HONKEY

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

great response, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Don't listen to that piece of white trailer trash

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Ha!

It *was* a great response, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

he is just a pasty honkey milky

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Crackaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

your just jealous of my chalky looks.

milksop

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Fuck you milk honkey bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

you leave your forked tongue out of this aibu

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

aye think cue :)

happy candlemass :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Very kind, sir - thank you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

i was listening to a tune i love today

Dead prez - Hip hop

And it says shit and nigger with no problem at all, but when it says 'cracker' it does a rubbish mixy scratch noise over the top to mask it out. What, so saying nigger is ok, but cracker aint? Why?!?
Nigger is one of the only words i pretty much never say in public. Crackers are delicious with cheese.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I suppose it follows the logic that they can say nigger as they're black

but as they're not white it would then be hypocritical for them to be allowed to say cracker?

perhaps.

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I would like some of your dry wheaty things that you put cheese on please.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

RACIST

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

We call them 'nig nogs' over here.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

LOL

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

They also forgot to include the funny or awesome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

and cocks and/or kittens

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

and lemurs and meercats and sexy nuns

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

or LOL-fish

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Hahaha!

thread saved

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

The swines!

They didn't, did they?

*writes to MP*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

I want my money back

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

*starts Facebook petition*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

okay.

..erm spamspamspamspamspam

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

spam and anal sex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

spanal sex!

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Spaniel Sex?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

holding back the eaaaaaaars

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

But this is the internet.

We're all fat, 40 year old part time truckers called Dave
We like Chips.

.And Pizza.

Chances of any of us doing a sprint to the letterbox in the morning, let alone 26 miles of gruelling torture - 0.00000001%

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Thought you'd agree, Dave

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Every time Dave

Pepperoni or extra chillies?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

No Chillis for me, Dave

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

That right Dave?

Extra lard on your chips then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

As long as there's room in m'arteries, Dave

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Always room for some extra clarified pork fat Dave

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Always, Dave. Always

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

I'm not Dave, Dave

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Him know

Him speakum for all us lards

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Heap um big internet user

Chief Sitting

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

lairds

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Yeah, be we might want to take pictures of it

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I did the long drag

when I was 23 ( 40 miles hike over breacon with a 55lb bergen and combat kit in under 20 hours ) {not for SAS entry, but we had the opportunity to do their endurance run }

I get a sweat on now if I have to walk to the village shop.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I'm 23.

I find standing to be strenuous.

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'm dave and so is my wife

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

I'm Davina

and my husband is Dave.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I can think of one thing more boring than running.

Watching people running.

Sod off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

what about throwing things at people running?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

slightly less boring.

Still not as exciting as having a nice sit down no where naer people running, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

I, running is a waste of time

There are better things to do

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

:D *hug*

like almost everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am trying to kill my brain with booze tonight, I have already started

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Ooooh, I shan't be

but you go ahead if it's necessary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

If it puts me in a better mood, then yes

I doubt it will, as it will probably make me feel very depressed and I will probably start texting people.

The booze is only in use as I can't get a joint

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Look after yourself, poppet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I will try

But I am in a can't be fucked mood, as well as a pissed off mood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Well, try not to let that make you worse, then.

I know if I sit and stew I just get worse and worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

it has been going on since yesterday morning

It just wont go, now matter what I do :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Be careful, love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I will be honey

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

*big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

*big hug back*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I'm not letting go

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

That's alright

You can explain to the wife why he's strangely convinced he's dry humping a man's back then :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

It wouldn't bother me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

It might, he's quite heavy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

it will the only action I will get

so i am not going to complain

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

:d awwww

'm off- see you soon!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yeah, who needs exercise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'd rather dance around to good music

than run about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

I tend to go for swimming.

Or to the gym, while listening to good music.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

I don't do either of them, for two reasons:

1. No swimming baths as I am NOT wearing that little in front of other people.
2. No gym as outside is free.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Fair enough. I'm fairly comfortable with baring my belly at strangers.

And there's a gym in the block of flats next to mine, which does cheap deals to residents.
My girlfriend has somehow managed to get free gym membership, by living in a deprived area

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Free is still cheaper than cheap, I find.

I'm sure I'll be more arsed later on in life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

running is no good for you

Walking, cycling and swimming is far better for you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

There are much more fun forms of exercise

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Better in what way?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

No high speed spinal compression

Or at least that's how I understand it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Yes

Running also does a lot of damage to your knees

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

One of many many reasons I don't do it

Damaged my knee years ago, it barely copes with standing these days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Fair enough.

I've never really got into it myself. I always think I look like an arse when I run.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

pfft, what do you mean when you run?

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Well, obviously I have a head start already.

The hair flailing all over the place doesn't help matters.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Don't chop it off.

If you ever feel like you might, don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

My girlfriend won't let me apparently.

And it doesn't seem to be a problem despite working in a hospital, so I'll probably keep it for a while.
Until I start looking like a middle aged man trying desperately to cling onto his youth. Or go grey/bald.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Noooooo if it goes grey let it stay

you'll look proper lovely.

Good on your girlfriend, all chaps should have long lustrous hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm more worried about the receding hairline.

The skullet isn't a look I'm comfortable with. I think only Devin Townsend can manage it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

That's an interesting definition of manage....

Are you? From the pictures in your profile it'd appear not, but it's hard to tell without a photophotophoto.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Oh, it all looks fine at the moment, the hair hides it nicely.

Under that, it's definitely retreating

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

*worries*

BYE PORSCHE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

I went swimming once when my hair was long..

I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

This is a serious problem.

I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

15 bonus points for that one, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'

conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

What about sprinting?

That would surely do less due to the fact you're not plodding along smacking your weight down with everystep. Plus you run on your toes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

don't try them all at once

you'll get your bike wet.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Must ... resist....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Nah, go on, you know

you want to...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I can get my bike wet just by cycling without underwear

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Tenalady?

*ducks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Hahahahaha!

No, as I understand it the section did wonders for maintaining control on that thank you.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I didn't know you'd had one!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Yeah, they thought it might be best after 70 hours of labour

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Jaheesus.

I want to give you a cuddle now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Cuddles ALWAYS welcome

It wasn't half as bad as I thought though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

A friend of mine had to have something similar following about 60 hours

This doesn't bode well for me, maybe our generation is doomed to have ridiculously long labours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Nah, friend of mine dropped in 3

I don't speak to her any more....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

First one? That's a bit bloody quick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Yeah

Bitch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

You can tell her I hate her too

and I haven't even got any yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hee hee :)

The problem I had was with the brother in law saying THEY'D had a hard time with the birth: all twenty MINUTES of it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Oh fuck off.

....would be what I would have said.

ANYWAY

I'm bye bye now, so lovely to talk, see you soon x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Okie doke Mon Capitane

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

0_0

Bad Trelly!

*is shocked*

*but not very shocked*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

*giggles*

My brain shouldn't be allowed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

www.omniplan.hu/20080816-22-Holland/L5/IMG_1739-Canal-bike.jpg

/edit: oooh, Utrecht!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

How on EARTH can you tell?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

I think I recognise the canal walls with the windows in them

but I might be wrong, mind

Utrecht is the only city with canals that have 'werfkelders', a place that's now used to eat and drink, mostly: photos.igougo.com/images/p145256-Utrecht-Oude_Gracht.jpg

Anyway, it's time to make some well deserved foods

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

FOODS

I need some of them. Fling some at England when you're done, ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I shall

later!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Bye bye Mr Ocre.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

That's so lovely in the summer...

*clicks fingers*
Another Palm over here, mijneer!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

mine-ear?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Oh, I'm bowing to Mr Cre on matters pronunciation-related, lovely.

But, yes....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

\o/

I can speak Dutches!

*snuggle* I'm off, have a good weekend! xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

Grimbergen dubbel

or City castle Oudaen's home brew, while we're in Utrecht ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Grimbergen is wonderful, but

it rather knocks your trousers (or mine) off after a couple.

Edit: I don't know that other one, I shall investigate next time I'm over.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

hahah

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

*administers late friday-afternoon fondles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

*snuggle* lo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

You are very very right

unless it's people running to deliver my meal in a restaurant, naturally :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

golf?

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Edit, the more I look at this image, the more I find myself admiring their socks. I must need a drink.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Oooh I say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

pfffft

You been here taking photos of the local land owners?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Well, unless you're in Norway, no...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

No, they do look like the local land owners

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

In Norway, yes.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I want to go to Norway

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Lovely place.

Very expensive, but beautiful. And the women are pretty damn lovely, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

The one at the front

reminds me of a Baldwin.

Bloody spiffing sockage btw.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

They are pretty special socks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

they're tattoos

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

They shouldn't allow the professionals to run the London marathon

Also, you're a cock

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

I didn't realise Bodie & Doyle were training for it.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

deary me....

even for you, sir......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Ahahaha crikey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Double this^ with extra mayo.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I'd quite like to see the professionals run the London marathon.

Especially the dead one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

do fuck off there's a good spammer.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

i like your Dr Dyslexia style cropping skills

Die you dick?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

right, well, don't feel guilty about jacking another thread, then

here's my second attempt at digital decoupage:

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Looking good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

grassy arse

it was something I've been thinking about doing for quite a while. I just got round to it this afternoon.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

What are you going to do with them all?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

well

nothing, really. There's no point using them in cardmaking or scrapbooking - you need real decoupage for that. I just thought it was an idea I'd like to try.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Ahhh, I see!

I was just wondering if you had anything in mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

That's quite groovy, nice one.

The present Mrs. Architect does a lot of that in 'real life' cardmaking.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

my mum does cardmaking

she has a whole room that looks like a craft shop. It's actually pretty cool. And it keeps her off the streets.

I scrapbook, but all my stuff in in a couple of big boxes at the back of the lounge. I don't have a workroom. Or a dining room table.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

We have to take turns at the 'art and craft' desk as we call it

she does the cardmaking, stamping and encaustic art,
and I get the calligraphy, watercolours and pastels

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

You need some fimo. I'd like to see Archie Fimo creations.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I bet you would....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

You're such a pimp today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Damn right :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

:D see you soon, Archie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I love fimo

I'm selling a load on ebay at the moment

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

These are top stuff.

*encourages*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

yays!

thanks
*smackers*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

edit: there are no girls on the internet

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I dunno what that is, but it needs zipping back up pronto!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

i actually don't know what it is

i just put a TOAP on it, so i could post it in a threadwaste thread.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Haha.

Top mod.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

indeed!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

What have I missed?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

this user does not exist

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

if we are replying to a non-existent user,

then my flawed dumbfuckistan logic would conclude that I also do not exist.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

imbibo, ergo sum

I drink, therefore I am.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

TITS OR GTFO

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I love the way spammers invariably get more and better responses

than 'shops that poor souls have spent whole minutes slaving over

This is why I heart b3ta

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

I was thinking just the same

but didn't want to post as the irony would be that I would be adding to said replies.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

let me know when you see something good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)