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# I think I'll buy nine copies of tomorrow's Guardian and line my room with it
When my housemates ask what the hell is going on I'll flip a coin; heads I've got us a house puppy, tails I'm housetraining myself.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# heads: buy bacon
tails: buy bacon
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Mmmm bacon.
Bacon and salt. Wait, delayed what?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# JUST BUY SOME BACON
EAT BACON
...
PROFIT
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Is the "..." create profitable business unrelated to the bacon that fuels me?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# No, it's never specified
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Well, I'm not interested for the equity you're offering.
I'm out.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# It means mug old ladies.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)