Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Arf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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I have tried rebooting windows?
and other inane questions from the "1001 patronising questions IT may ask you" book
"Did you put your clothes on this morning when you got out of bed?"
"When you drink your coffee do you use your mouth?"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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