The Gillette SeamanSummons a band of unquenchable pirates who fuck your face with rusty swords whilst singing a sea shanty.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:44,
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Ahhh....I was picturing a razor falling over backwards, arms flailing, while a perfectly lobbed ball passed overhead and into the goal.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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