it's one which reflects the shallow, callous, selfish nature of human beingsand it is also a prime example of the lack of education and respect for intellect which is present in this country.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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*starts up the eugenics machine*
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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You want some good advice?No? Good. Here it is.
Get yourself some new clobber ( not suggesting anything is wrong with what you have, but new clothes is good for the confidence ) Tart yourself up and get out in the club scene with whatever mates you can gather up that don't scream "CHESS CLUB" by their image.
And GET THE FUCK OFF B3TA for a while. You won't get a relationship by sitting at your console and trust me, if you get a lady interested in you she'll soon be off when she realises you live on the internet.
Aussie women have the morals of alley cats in my experience of them ( which is quite a lot ) but you cant play the game from your computer. This game does not work like that.
(Get yourself some new clobber ( not suggesting anything is wrong with what you have, but new clothes is good for the confidence ) Tart yourself up and get out in the club scene with whatever mates you can gather up that don't scream "CHESS CLUB" by their image.
And GET THE FUCK OFF B3TA for a while. You won't get a relationship by sitting at your console and trust me, if you get a lady interested in you she'll soon be off when she realises you live on the internet.
Aussie women have the morals of alley cats in my experience of them ( which is quite a lot ) but you cant play the game from your computer. This game does not work like that.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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haha, though this is a tad more blunt than i'd have phrased itits absolutely right.
especiall the new clothes bit.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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especiall the new clothes bit.
Does go to vinnies and buy stuff count as new?I'm thinking pinstripe suit and a mac.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:41,
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whats vinnies?pinstripe suit and a mac is the one of the coolest outfits going.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:43,
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um St Vincent de Paul, it's a charity, they have opportunity shopssell clothes house hold items.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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I got a 1960s Armani/Cerruti suit from a charity shop for £70 once.There are sometimes treasures to be found.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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So I'm clubbing alone then?And get offline? but then I'd have to do some work :(
to tell the truth, i'm more bitter and twisted about the shit that people have put on their profiles, no wonder they're single.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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to tell the truth, i'm more bitter and twisted about the shit that people have put on their profiles, no wonder they're single.
On a note of seriousness in all this, a general smartening of appearance really will do wonders.you don't need to shave the beard off or cut the hair short but if you go to a decent barbers and get them tidied up and some new duds, it'll really do the trick. nothing improves your confidence like looking spiffy.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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You should not even be looking at that shit.You have to consider the sort of people that would sign up to those sites. It's like Depressives anonymous.
Get to the pubs, make friends with the bar folk. They go out clubbing after hours and shag like fucking rabbits ( well they certainly do in London ). Latch on to someone like that.
I'm sure you are not socially retarded so make the effort.
Also, even though I have a beard like Grizzly Adams right now. Get a shave and a haircut.
(Get to the pubs, make friends with the bar folk. They go out clubbing after hours and shag like fucking rabbits ( well they certainly do in London ). Latch on to someone like that.
I'm sure you are not socially retarded so make the effort.
Also, even though I have a beard like Grizzly Adams right now. Get a shave and a haircut.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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it's depressives, bogans and fuckwitsand I like my beard, i do at least put the effort into trimming it neatly now.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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Oh you!I call shenanigans on your summary of all that is good with Aussie chicks!
I should know, I am one ;)
(I should know, I am one ;)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:46,
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Oh pish.A man is lucky to be able to walk from Shepherd's Bush to Hammersmith on a Saturday night without being raped by some antipodean chick who has consumed more alcohol than said man is ever likely to see in a lifetime.
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Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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Only like human beings. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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I believea flounce may be in order here...
/don't drink at all myself
//am entertaining enough without it ;)
(/don't drink at all myself
//am entertaining enough without it ;)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:46,
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pay him no attentionhe's just another angry alocholic tracer!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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*deflates blow-up doll*fucks off to tailors*
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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