it helps him run faster
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on,
Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:32,
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it causes him to run faster
away from the real men with baseball bats, shouting "there he is, get the twat-haired fucking ponce!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:39,
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