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# jhahahaha!
christ, I could make a book out of these

'then i will put my penis on ur vagina which would result in fertilization in other words---sex
later we wud fall on the bed and do this till 1 month
after 1 month ill marry u'
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# I am totally texting this to some chicks:
"next time call me when u have a bathe
or when u go to toilet ( when u go to shit...when u go to shit..u will b obvioulsy sitting on the toilet bowl
which wud mean ur underwear is no there
since to shit u have to remove ur underwear
anyways...so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl
i ll lock the bathroom door
remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
i will let my penis touch ur vagina while i and u will sex sittin on the toilet bowl)"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# there's a lot of repetition
 
but I don't think it's copy and paste.
just remarkably similar sexual threats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# actually
I did think today
the next time somebody asks me at work
where the toilets are
I'll tell them where they are, right,
but I'll also tell them
"I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU PISSING!"

hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# and they can turn around and say "I'll be thinking of you while I piss"
which could also be something
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# that would be awesome.
 
we could be pisspals for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)