He's not rapey, in the book at least...
But the opening line is:
'I'm Wacky Bull. I like looking at cows.'
And lo and behold, there he is, hiding in a hedge, looking at a field full of udders.
dorty wee bastard!
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21,
archived)