my favourite has always been 'silicon collagen biospheres that inflate up to nine times!'i will never forget that advert
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Shada,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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There needs to be more adverts for hard-boiled shampoo."Made with gun grease and powder residue that gives you five times the usual vim."
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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And they're fucking EVERYWHERE, worldwise
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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